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The ultimate toolkit on the ultimate throwback tee!
"Tools of Discipline" is a hilarious ode to growing up in the 80s when every item in the house had a second career as a behavior correction device. No, it wasn’t abuse - it was parenting with whatever was within arm’s reach. Wear it with pride and a touch of PTSD. Convert your childhood trauma into this legendary tee and let the world know you survived the golden age of discipline… and probably developed cat-like reflexes because of it.
Perfect for those who flinch when they hear a flip-flop slap the floor.
We've been there and the size guide is super important to order the right fit. We provide you with sizes in both Inches (in) and Centimeters (cm).
For full size guide and measurement instructions, visit our Sizing Guide.
Size |
Length (in) |
Chest (in) |
S |
28 |
34 - 37 |
M |
29 |
38 - 41 |
L |
30 |
42 - 45 |
XL |
31 |
46 - 49 |
2XL |
32 |
50 - 53 |
Size |
Length (cm) |
Chest (cm) |
XS |
68.6 |
78.7 - 86.4 |
S |
71 |
86.4 - 94 |
M |
73.7 |
96.5 - 104 |
L |
76.2 |
106.7 - 114.3 |
XL |
78.7 |
116.8 - 124.5 |
2XL |
81.3 |
127 - 134.6 |
Style & Fit
- Regular Fit
- Standard length
- The fabric easily gives into movement
- A classic, every day option
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Source
- Our Suppliers prioritize sustainability by limiting and filtering their water supply, saving energy, and recycling leftover fabric.
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
For more information on the fabric, material and environmental characteristics, see our FAQ.
Your T-Shirt Print has an amazing quality and to keep that quality for years, please follow these instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
- No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Each t-shirt is printed just for you when ordered, taking 5-10 days to arrive. We understand your excitement and are working hard to ship your order as quickly as possible.
For full information, please read our Shipping Policy
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