Survived The Hose Tee
Back in the day, we didn't just survive; we thrived on hose water and the freedom it represented. Celebrating the fearless hydration habits of the 80s, this shirt features a fearless kid taking a swig from the good ol' garden hose—dirt, bugs, and all.
This tee is a cheeky salute to the days when drinking from a hose didn't mean a trip to the ER but was just part of an epic summer day’s adventure. It's for those who laugh in the face of today's germophobia, remembering when a little dirt didn't hurt. Sport this shirt and show the world that you're tough enough to handle a little hose water—because you're not just washed out, you're washed in the spirit of the 80s!
Size Guide
Size GuideWe've been there and the size guide is super important to order the right fit. We provide you with sizes in both Inches (in) and Centimeters (cm).
For full size guide and measurement instructions, visit our Sizing Guide.
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Size |
Length (in) |
Chest (in) |
|
S |
28 |
34 - 37 |
|
M |
29 |
38 - 41 |
|
L |
30 |
42 - 45 |
|
XL |
31 |
46 - 49 |
|
2XL |
32 |
50 - 53 |
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Size |
Length (cm) |
Chest (cm) |
|
XS |
68.6 |
78.7 - 86.4 |
|
S |
71 |
86.4 - 94 |
|
M |
73.7 |
96.5 - 104 |
|
L |
76.2 |
106.7 - 114.3 |
|
XL |
78.7 |
116.8 - 124.5 |
|
2XL |
81.3 |
127 - 134.6 |
Style & Fit
- Regular Fit
- Standard length
- The fabric easily gives into movement
- A classic, every day option
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
Source
- Our Suppliers prioritize sustainability by limiting and filtering their water supply, saving energy, and recycling leftover fabric.
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
For more information on the fabric, material and environmental characteristics, see our FAQ.
Product Care
Product CareYour T-Shirt Print has an amazing quality and to keep that quality for years, please follow these instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
- No fabric softeners.
- Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
- Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
- Do not dry clean.
Each t-shirt is printed just for you when ordered, taking 5-10 days to arrive. We understand your excitement and are working hard to ship your order as quickly as possible.
For full information, please read our Shipping Policy
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